Sunday, November 8, 2009

Heaven or Hell: Dagorlad Falls

NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING HAPPEN....EXCEPT DALVUS ASS RAPEING A STATUE!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Heaven and Hell: Dagerlad Falls

Heaven or Hell:

Dagorlad Falls

The sun burned hotter then normal in Dagorlad, so hot that the bird refused to sing. The market was almost a ghost town. The only ones around were the ones who liked it hot. The outsiders and the Demon Kinds roamed the streets buying their supplies from the human and Elf venders. On this day no one was turned away, despite their predjuscise’s the human venders took the money of the demonic races. Everything seemed to stop as red lightning streaked through the sky and thunder rumbled as a large red portal opened and nightmares downing blood soaked silver armor pour out. A top them were demons of all shapes and sizes. They quickly surrounded the market as a large demon black panther with red eyes n red wings exited along side a huge black demon covered in spikes. Her dragon like head looked at the people as blood still dripped from her jowels, spikes and armor. Her armor moved as if though it were breathing and so did the two vine like things wrapped up each arm. “Those who join me shall live.” Was all she spoke before the demons on nightmares drew their swords.

The group are survivors of Enyo’s latest attack on Dagorlad. They emerge into blood soaked streets from where ever they say.

Dalvis a dwarf slowly crawled out of a barrel of fish head and looked around as Emma pushed a body off her and looted it then flipped her tiefling tail at the person. Along the roofs the weartiger prowled as the 1/2 wolf sniffed the air slowly rising up from rubble of the weapons shop, and the only human on the streets that day was a mage who slowly gained consciousness as the rest of the group formed in the center of the street.

The streets ran red with the blood of the merchants all their heads on pikes lining the streets of the market. The crows dared not pick at them. Their faces twisted in looks of looks of horror.

A fight between a human and drow breaks out. Just as soon as it starts it ends. A woman with long silvery white hair, with ice blue bangs and her eyes ice blue. And wearing silver and gold engraved platemail armor with beautiful white feathered wings slammed them both to the ground and scolded then before turning to the party. “What happened!?”

Emma stammered. "i...uh...big black spikey bitch...red portal...red lightning..."

The winged woman then mounted her horse. “Stay out of the heavens way we’ll deal with that demon bitch” At that she rode off.

“Oy the ‘eaven’s can’t do anything we can’t.” A tiefling with a tail that has a rather sharp spade on the end of it, her raven hair reaches to the small of her back and her bangs are blood red, her horns lay down and run along her head and her eyes are a dark blood red. She wears a living breast plate and semi baggy leather pants that she keeps tucked inside her swashbuckler style boots. Strapped to her left leg are throwing daggers, strapped to her hips are her whispering blades, and on her back she carries The Sword of Enyo. “me an’ paranoid ‘ere are on our way to ‘unt the demon bitch down your welcome ta join the cause.”

The Tiefling sat on her nightmare and chuckled at the man she was traving with as he laid on his and had his arms around its neck holding on with a death grip. The majority of his body hidden under a tanned leather greatcoat. His fine clothing in slight disaray as he steps from the horse. His person bare of weapons save for a scaberless saber at his hip. He ruffles his short hair before streightening out his clothing and coat and glared at the woman. “Pike off…”

The Tiefling smirked. “So are ya commin or no?"

The party looked at each other and 1 by 1 they agreed to Go with the two.

A red vortex opened up and the group is teleportated to the Abyss. The sky was red as large rocks from crumbling mountians fell into rivers of lava. The wind carried painfilled screams on its back. The group turns and look an is face to face with 5 zombies...

After the battle the group wakes up and see's they never left the market. "Not bad...need ta sharpen ya skills jus a little bit, but other then that....not bad...lets go."

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME FINAL

The Exile looked into the darkness that was once the Jedi Enclave. She looked at what was left of the group and sighed. "Look you go in there now and your dead." Rex looked at her and said something in Sith and started to run away. The Exile snarled and before any of the others knew what happened she had her 1 silver 1 red lightsaber ignited and cut Rex down and spat on his corpse. "That's what happens those who turn tail and run...they become traitors and die by the saber." She put her lightsaber's away. She then gave the party some viles of pure kloto and then started to walk into the temple with the others. As the party entered the door slammed shut and sealed shut in the Exile's face. The Exile rubbed her nose and growled as she heard about 30 lightsaber's ignite behind her.

The party entered the Council Chambers and looked around. A loud eerie laugh was heard echoing off the black slime covered walls. Soon they saw the man they have been following all this time...Mortalis hovering over the stone in the center of the room. "You think your strong enough to take me on? We'll see...if you can pass 3 little tests then your reward will be fighting me." At that he floats up and out of sight and Demigol appers from around one of the many chairs in blood soaked armor. Lenny and Isis made short work of Demigol. Lenny removed the helmet and put it on before cutting the head off.

Soon the party hears a lightsaber ignite from behind a chair and soon Darth Scion walked out to the center of the room.

SCION FIGHT (when i find the notes from this battle i'll fill them in)

The lights in the room flickered as an eerie orange mist flowed into the room and red lightning streaked through the room and Darth Nhilus now stood there. The only sound that was hear was that of his lightsaber's igniting. After failed attacks with energy weapons due to his cortosis weave cape Isis pulled out her flamethrower after she ran out of frag grenades. After toying with the party and dominateing 3 members and making them attack Isis Nhilus finally fell.

Mortalis floated back down and stood on the pillar. "You've done much better then i though you would...Lets do this..." After several hours and 1 death Isis finally impaled him on the stone.

The Exile FINALLY got the door open and her and 10 of the jedi masters stormed into the room. seeing the carnage before her and disengauged her lightsabers. "Wow guess Reven knew what he was doing."

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Heaven and Hell: Dagerlad Falls

I'll be filling in PCs answers when we start playing...this is just only way i can get Vinnie to read shit...

Heaven or Hell:

Dagorlad Falls

The sun burned hotter then normal in Dagorlad, so hot that the bird refused to sing. The market was almost a ghost town. The only ones around were the ones who liked it hot. The outsiders and the Demon Kinds roamed the streets buying their supplies from the human and Elf venders. On this day no one was turned away, despite their predjuscise’s the human venders took the money of the demonic races. Everything seemed to stop as red lightning streaked through the sky and thunder rumbled as a large red portal opened and nightmares downing blood soaked silver armor pour out. A top them were demons of all shapes and sizes. They quickly surrounded the market as a large demon black panther with red eyes n red wings exited along side a huge black demon covered in spikes. Her dragon like head looked at the people as blood still dripped from her jowels, spikes and armor. Her armor moved as if though it were breathing and so did the two vine like things wrapped up each arm. “Those who join me shall live.” Was all she spoke before the demons on nightmares drew their swords.

The group are survivors of Enyo’s latest attack on Dagorlad. They emerge into blood soaked streets from where ever they say.

…PLAYER INTROS…

The streets ran red with the blood of the merchants all their heads on pikes lining the streets of the market. The crows dared not pick at them. Their faces twisted in looks of looks of horror.

A fight between a human and drow breaks out. Just as soon as it starts it ends. A woman with long silvery white hair, with ice blue bangs and her eyes ice blue. And wearing silver and gold engraved platemail armor with beautiful white feathered wings slammed them both to the ground and scolded then before turning to the party. “What happened!?”

…PC ANSWERS…

The winged woman then mounted her horse. “Stay out of the heavens way we’ll deal with that demon bitch” At that she rode off.

“Oy the ‘eaven’s can’t do anything we can’t.” A tiefling with a tail that has a rather sharp spade on the end of it, her raven hair reaches to the small of her back and her bangs are blood red, her horns lay down and run along her head and her eyes are a dark blood red. She wears a living breast plate and semi baggy leather pants that she keeps tucked inside her swashbuckler style boots. Strapped to her left leg are throwing daggers, strapped to her hips are her whispering blades, and on her back she carries The Sword of Enyo. “me an’ paranoid ‘ere are on our way to ‘unt the demon bitch down your welcome ta join the cause.”

The Tiefling sat on her nightmare and chuckled at the man she was traving with as he laid on his and had his arms around its neck holding on with a death grip. The majority of his body hidden under a tanned leather greatcoat. His fine clothing in slight disaray as he steps from the horse. His person bare of weapons save for a scaberless saber at his hip. He ruffles his short hair before streightening out his clothing and coat and glared at the woman. “Pike off…”

The Tiefling smirked. “So are ya commin or no?


Saturday, September 26, 2009

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME PT. 3

The group boarded the Ebon Hawk and headed back to the jedi temple on dantooine. As they waited in hyperspace the exile stuck magnents to Lenny's metal partys and ultimately ended up using enough to where the magnets stuck him to the side of the ship.

Once they landed they made their way through the long grass to the enclave. Once reaching the door they were confronted by a wave of Shadow Hands aka Sith Apprentaces....12 to be exact....Lenny and Tara expirenced MAJOR weapon problems as the battles raged on.

After the last Shadow Hand fell the Exile finally caught up with the group covered in blood. After telling them about what she just went through she found out what the party went through and stopped them from entering the temple just yet.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME PT. 2

Isis leaned against a pillar in the room and sighed as she slowly slid down it to catch her breath and start healing some. Tara and shorty followed suit then walked back out of the room and glared at the Exile. She looked at the group and chuckled a bit. "Isis is a bit singed n still smokin what the hell happened in there?" After Isis flip the Exile the bird she explained a Nightsister of Dalemere hit her with force lightning at point blank range.

After Lenny run as fast as he could out of the Shadow Academy the other 3 decided to press on...they started this mess looking for the woman they chased and weren't going to leave without finding her. They go in the door directly acroos from them and Shorty didnt weight enough to spring the trap so Isis walked in next....-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP- Isis twitched on the floor from the stun trap as Tara stepped over her to continue on. After the Exile poked her a few times with her foot she helped her up and sent her on her way.

After the group raided the 5 plasteal containers and Tara showed the Exile the VERY old sith book the Exile left the room to finish her nap. Just as she left the door slammed shut behind them as 6 blaster carbines primed. A geat battle waged for a total of 10 minutes....Again Isis sat againt a pillar and healed as Shorty ran for the sealed door. BAM!! THUD!! Shorty ran smack into the closed door. After Isis and Tara picked themselves up off the floor from the laugh they had at Shortys expence the door started to lift very slowly. The Exile stood on the other side useing her move object to raise the door. "Kinda heavy move your asses!" As the 3 got clear of the door she let it fall and it hit with such force it crumbled.

The group sighed and acceped fate and walked through the last door. Isis not wanting to trip and traps to a flying leap into the room only to be caught in the net trap. after failed attepts to free Isis Shorty and Tara were simply humping her legs so to speak...finally shorty freed and arm and so did tara. Isis quickly dismissed them and freed herself the rest of the way. After once again raiding the plasteal containers the door slammed shut. if they would have bothered to look at the plasteal containers they would have seen the sensors on them. So by raiding them THEY sealed THEMSELVES in the rooms. The sound of a lightwhip cracking catched their attention as they turn and look to see 2 brofits of the dark side and another nightsister. After a very lengthy battle they hear an explosion and the woman they followed from Nar Shada. She lit both her lightsabers and waited for one of them to make the first move. After yet another lengthy battle the woman again fled.

The group limped from the room only to find the Exile stapping her foot. "What took ya so long? Karth's on his way lets go."

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME PT. 3 comming soon!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME PT. 1

The Ebon Hawk finally lands on the desolate Sith planet of Korriban. Isis, the human Jedi Knight turned force adept, and Vissar, the aleenaian mandalorian, sat down at the scanner to scan the area. After pushing just about every button on there Tara, the togruta Melee Duelist, took pitty on them and turned the scanner on. After finding out the location of Tamith Kai, the woman that they chased from Duxon. She retreated into what was left of the shadow academy and was surrounded by guards as she meditated to heal.

Lenny, the Kel-Dor ex-sith solider, decides 400 clicks is to far to walk so he sits in the groups stolen luxury speeder and waits on the others. Pretty soon curosity gets the best of him and he reaches over and before the Exile can give him warning he opens the glove box. -click-, -beep beep beep- POOF! the booby trap Brianna had set went off in Lenny's face giving the Ecchani Handmaiden a chance to rush in and retrieve what was in there. Lenny pouted but soon decided the soot would be his war paint. Isis and Tara took the swoop Isis had while Lenny, Vissar and the Exile took the speeder.

The group now stands looking at what was ones the school of many a great sith lord the Shadow Academy. They walk into the main room and proceded through the only open door. -foooof- Lenny trips the poison trap. Isis let a mighty xena like battle cry and did a flipin over the trap landing on 1 knee with her head bowed and her unignited lightsabers crossed across her chest. Soon all that was heard was the priming of six blaster rifles. Isis looked up into the six silver masks of Sith troopers.

After the battle with the sith troopers Tara demands they go through the open door on the right and proceeds through. -foooof- Tara tripped yet another poison trap. After the poison disipates the group walks through before the trap resets. Upon entering that room a Nightsister and 2 profits of the dark side are waiting the party. Tara runs one profit through and because Lenny pointed an empty blaster pistol to her her she bear hugged him impailing him on Tara's light foil also. Isis to the brunt of the damage from 2 shots of force lightning point blank. Forcing her to take cover. After the profit's were dead Tara tossed a cryo-ban grenade freezing the Nightsister to the floor as Isis pelted her with frags. The very tired and wounded group all sat down againts the pilliar for a very deserved rest before they continue on.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Star Wars: KOTOR The Rise of Mortalis END GAME PT. 1

Ok so on sunday at about 3pm Arizona time we will FINALLY sit down and start end game on my Star Wars: KOTOR campaign 1 final battle scenario that will end at the throne room door of the bad guys lair. Then part 2 will be 4 lvl 20 sith lords and 1 mandalorian mad scientist by the name of Demigoul and if all 6 of my players survive it will be a miracle

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

D10 Blues

-beats head on table REPEATEDLY- home brewing a D10 GAME is alot of work.....specially when your doing it ALL BY YOURSELF! i just wanna curl up and cry....scrap it all and say fuck it! but i've worked sooo hard on this and would love LOVE to see it published.....but you know what thety say about hopes and dreams huh....they like wishes...they never come true....-sighs n goes back to work on it-

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Jo n Leo do Vegas

OMFG 7 hours in the car!!! (the trip only took 6 but we killed 1/2 hour in kingman dennys and 1/2 hour on hoover dam streachin n taking pix) but after such a long drive on saturday it was GREAT to plop in a chair and expierence Phantom of the Opera on stage OMFG WAS IT GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! hopefully next time i go i'll have a gf to enhoy it with....though seeing it with leo was fun lol...All i can say about sunday was ouch....walked the mgm half of the strip and on the way back from treasure island an elevator had a fit and doors malfuctioned and closed on me...good thing leo was a fireman huh....he pried the doors open and reput my shoulder into socket.....then went and reported it.....after they put my arm in a sling and took all the info it was off to the totally topless Jubilee show at Ballys where we stayed....VERY good show....n the topless is just a plus....though i was hurting pretty bad so i had eyes closed and such during it....but its everything you would expect from a Vegas show....PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WAS STILL THE BEST!!!!!!!

Friday, July 24, 2009

A Life....I dont have one...

well yea Jo has no life....been spending sun up to sun up playing Final Fantasy 9, yes i said FF9....its the best hands down when it comes to the final fantasy's....and every now and again i get in some games of left 4 dead and uno....this weekend me and a friend going to Las Vegas MIGHT catch Phantom of the opera Saturday night while up there dont know....check my myspace and facebook for the pix on either monday night or tuesday

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Le Sigh

Well after a very heartfelt appology from scaps things are ok again between us...the other may take awhile....they too said sorry but after what was said by them it will take time fer the wounds caused to heal.....but we all have friends like that i guess

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Saboten-con preping

well Zoey is 100% done....Jo is 98% done...all i need fer Jo is contacts n wig....n they'll together cost more then the outfit including the price of the coat....cosplay is an expincive hobby....But the guns are done for both....got them up on my facebook

Monday, June 15, 2009

-groans-

As i sit her licking my wound from kitten sitting this weekend i realize just how MEANINGLESS my life really is....i pretty much dropped out of college cuz i cant pass math so my dreams or a criminal profiler are GONE.....lets face it....i'm 28 and alone...no one could ever truely love me...i'm destined to be "just a great friend" till the day i die....

Friday, June 12, 2009

Blah!!

2 months today...damn.....well 1 down 5 to go....